“THE BIG RELIEF”
Alright ive gotta stry 4 yall. so it all took place at my friends house one day, i told him if he wanted 2 smoke and as always said yeah come over, so i grab my bong and go strait to his house. so i get their and i start breakin it down and hes like “dawg my moms here were gonna haft to spray someshit so it wont smell and blast the music so she wont hear the noise of the bong” (cus its loud as fuck) lol..so we get to smokin the bud out of the bong and we hear a knock at the door. were all like shit hide the fuckin weed and the bong and the second we hid it my friends mom comes in, she says “it sure smells like weed in here” and me and my friend just look at eachother in silence, and my friend says “its the fuckin neighbors mom” and his mom says “man the neighbors dont even know what weed is’?? lol and then she asks us, I know you kids were smoking weed in here cuz im not stupid, but i just wanna ask (thats when I start shitting it cuz i thought she was gonna say some other shit to scare us) and she says ” i know this is totally random kids but,….umm do you mind sharing some of that??? lmao! that was the fuckin biggest relief ever!! cuz shes really close to my parents and shes the type that tells my mom EVERYTHING!! me and my friend had the biggest smiles on our faces and then my friend said ” mom you smoke weed!?!? WTF!! well sure mom, just dont tell dad” lmao! and shes like ” your dad needs to smoke weed too, hes always angry bout something” hahah so as we talked bout weed and shit, I packed her a fatass bowl out of my bong and she hits the shit like a fuckin pro!! she cough a bit but she said it was dank!! lol but it surprised the fuck out of me cuz she looks like shed be against weed, but shes actually reall chill X) then she said she always heard us use the bong before because clearly knows how the bong sounds, but she said she never had the guts to ask us bout weed cuz she was scared …lol and we were the ones shittin it….lol
truck Fit T-shirt, blunt dipped in syrp,
pass the weed around like some fuckin hors d’oeuvres
no lie x lil wayne
So it's my freshman year in college and I barely knew anyone. This isn't a sob story but I was kind of sad my friends that I've known for the majority of my life won't really be part of my college experience. Especially, that I won't be smoking bud with them but then something awesome happened.
I was about to go out to party, network, and all that good stuff when one of the people living in my dorms asked me if I wanted to throw down money to blaze because they needed one more head. I'm smiling like a kid with his first boner on the inside, but of course I play it cool like, "Yea man, I'm down."
So we go outside and light up right outside our dorm on this nice little ledge practically begging for it to be smoked on. I don't really know the kids Leo, Andy, Brian, or Mike Liu AKA DJ Skillful but we ended up having two L's, giggling, talking about real stuff going on in our personal lives, then giggling again, just having a great time like we were always friends. The best part? Ordering platters together hahaha. We are mad close now. I am actually buying a house together with Leo and Mike Liu and our address?
2 Highstreet, how sick is that? They'll probably never read this but much love to them. Smoking brought us together, probably will complicate our lives later on, but I wouldn't trade any one time we smoked together for anything. Here's to more giggle fits.
I was about to go out to party, network, and all that good stuff when one of the people living in my dorms asked me if I wanted to throw down money to blaze because they needed one more head. I'm smiling like a kid with his first boner on the inside, but of course I play it cool like, "Yea man, I'm down."
So we go outside and light up right outside our dorm on this nice little ledge practically begging for it to be smoked on. I don't really know the kids Leo, Andy, Brian, or Mike Liu AKA DJ Skillful but we ended up having two L's, giggling, talking about real stuff going on in our personal lives, then giggling again, just having a great time like we were always friends. The best part? Ordering platters together hahaha. We are mad close now. I am actually buying a house together with Leo and Mike Liu and our address?
2 Highstreet, how sick is that? They'll probably never read this but much love to them. Smoking brought us together, probably will complicate our lives later on, but I wouldn't trade any one time we smoked together for anything. Here's to more giggle fits.
really cool story. you never know who mary jane will introduce you to :]
congrats on the sweet address btw!
420 in Italy?
So last year (2010) I went on a trip to Italy and Greece with a group from my school and another school, and our 10 day trip happened to land on 420. Myself and a couple fellow stoners of our mixed group decided that we needed to smoke on 420 no mater what. The day landed on when we were in Sorrento, Italy, which was almost everyone’s favorite place on the trip. After our chaperones went to sleep we set out to find bud. One of us wore a shirt with a giant leaf on it for the language barrier and we went all around the little town asking people. Most of them said that it was too dangerous to smoke in sorrento but we should take the train to another city, but we didn’t want to do that. Eventually as we wandered around we went down this alley and came to a little bar with a man outside playing a guitar. He had a ponytail and his little 12 year old employee was shirtless and smoking a cigarette. It was perfect we were like okaayy this guy smokes. We asked him and he made a call. As we were waiting, he made us some drinks and one of us played his guitar. We asked him for their equivalent of a dime, which was about 15 euros. So this guy in a suit came by and handed him a little baggy, which he then handed to us telling us it was a gram. From what we saw, it was a lot smaller than a gram but after our adventure we didn’t give a fuck. So we get back to the hotel and pull it out and realize that it’s so small because its actually a gram of hash! It was really good too, and we drank and smoked and it was an excellent night. I tell this story all the time because it’s just so epic haha :)
This Weekend!
Got blitzed off our ass (three freshmen at Ga. Southern) on med grade for the first time. Calli tree is the shit! Oh and watching scary movies and going for walks in the woods to smoke…. not the best idea.
last week school started at 11 cause the juniors were taking state tests. me nd a friend decided to wake nd bake. i woke up at 7 and walked to his house cause his mom had already left for work. i had a dime bag and a nik thinkin that was enough... turns out he had bought an 8 the other day so we had a massive smoke in his bathroom. then like 30 min later his neighbor bangs on the door screaming at us for blasting music and we're just like stfu bitch and she left hahaha, we decided then to walk up to school at 10 so we were an hour early and just chilled in the cafeteria baked out of our minds... best school day ever! next week wer gonna do it again cause school starts at 10 cause of state testing again.
